Ellie’s Elaborate Ramblings

I had with a client, Michael. He spent the most mind-blowing 90 minutes with me yesterday. Michael loves to lick, and boy did he do it for almost the whole appointment! He brought to the brink so many times, it made me behave like a depraved and dirty bitch.

Hats off to you Michael, my legs were like jelly after you left. Until next time …….

This service is something I am asked to provide quite a bit, what with having a lovely big bum and all. I had a gentleman visit me recently who had emailed me prior to our appointment and had gone into a lot of detail as to what he wanted to do for our 2 hour appointment - just Queening.

Well lets just say my lovely gentleman came very well prepared. He had brought with him a Queening Stool, which he eagerly set up in my apartment whilst I changed into his requested clothing he had brought me.

For 2 hours, I was treated like a Queen, and was very comfortable indeed on this stool. I have seen them on the internet for sale, and they had seemed quite pricey at the time, but having experienced my lovely clients deluxe version, I am seriously considering getting myself one, or getting one custom made for me, should there be any handy men out there?

Needless to say, the 2 hours flew past in no time, and my lovely client has booked another appointment, which I cannot wait for. He was a true expert in Goddess Worshipping!

E x

I don’t know about you, but Saturday is just my best day of the week. I am normally up early every day, but Saturday is different for me. I normally kick off with  lovely freshly brewed ground coffee or two, read the papers online (which is something I can never do during the week), a nice cooked breakfast to start the day off the right way, pamper myself in the shower, and then a chance to seize the day!

Having been so dark and dismal over the past few days weather wise, it was lovely to wake up to the sunshine streaming through my bedroom window. So my plans today are to get a little bit of retail therapy before lunchtime, and then head back to the apartment to be available for an incall or two.

So have a great Saturday everyone, I know I will!

EL x

What is it with this weather? Fine if you are a duck, that is for sure! I know we are not famed for our weather in Britain, but just 2-3 weeks of an effective summer is not good news at all!

I feel so very sorry for those people who are spending their hard earned for UK based holidays, especially as the 6 weeks of madness is about to descend upon them. With bright, sunny days you do not have to spend much money to have a good day out, but if the weather continues like this, it will cost them a small fortune!

So rain, rain, hurry up and bugger off, I am in need of sun to get my top off!

EL x

I had an interesting discussion with one of my lovely gentlemen yesterday about the Swine Fever outbreak, which is terrible.

He mentioned that he worked in a field that requires strict levels of hygiene to eliminate contamination, and the company that he worked for had imposed, like a lot of companies have a stringent check on all of their staff.

He mentioned an IT bod who was due at the factory to update some systems, who had phoned in saying he couldn’t attend work as he had been sneezing, and under the Swine Fever guidelines, would not be allowed into the factory. My lovely gentleman commented that hi co-worker was a hay-fever sufferer, and was neither ill nor had Swine Fever, and was taking advantage of a very sad situation.

Which got me thinking. Is this recent outbreak any worse than the Bird Flu, or the SARS virus of a few years ago? And what is about human nature that people will take advantage of any loophole going?

I wonder how much in lost time this latest virus will cost industry? A highly inflated amount I bet!

Ellie x